And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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