I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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