eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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