You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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