He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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