i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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