Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
