: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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