I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
