if i died would you start the facebook group?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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