Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
