Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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