Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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