I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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