So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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