i just had sex bonerless
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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