Its about making memories worth repressing
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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