Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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