Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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