I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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