think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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