I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
being pregnant is like rehab
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
