White coat. Heels.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
