guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
wow bdsm is so cute
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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