yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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