Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
farters have to be the big spoon...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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