the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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