it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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