Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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