i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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