shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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