Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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