I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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