i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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