I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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