I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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