i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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