My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
