I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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