I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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