Its about making memories worth repressing
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
