Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I need a burrito and a hug.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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