So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I need water and some morals
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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