thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
