Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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