it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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