4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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