Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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