Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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