Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Randomize
