so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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