Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I am available for nakedness
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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